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A Challenge

Tuesday, July 5, 2011 Review by BetterThanAndrew

chalice

So… By the posts on BaconScotch.com alone, we have established that the technology for bacon ice cream, scotch ice cream and bacon waffles. So, my challenge is this – Bacon Waffle Cone! I am not interested in consuming bacon/scotch ice cream out of a run-of-the-mill, sub-standard, plebeian ice cream cone. It demands a vessel worthy of containing it’s greatness. A bacony, waffly grail! And not the meager clay grail that gave the knight immortality in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. No! A massive, golden (-brown), beacon of awesomeness, like the glimmering chalice that reduced the greedy Nazi dude to a pile of steaming dust (without the reduction to a pile of steaming dust side-effect)! The catch is, I don’t own a waffle iron nor am I in the market to invest in one worthy of such a task right now. Therefore, I do what any man in my position would do. I delegate! I put it on you, the loyal(?) readers of BaconScotch.com, to make my dream a reality and post the annals of your labor (and mail me a gross of the final product, should it be deemed as great as all expectations).
Go forth, my proud practitioners of porcine pleasure production, and waffle-ify!

Editor’s Note: We will gladly waive our rights to litigation if BetterThanAndrew is food-poisoned by the above concoction, so do not allow your better judgment stop you from trying to make this.

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