So… By the posts on BaconScotch.com alone, we have established that the technology for bacon ice cream, scotch ice cream and bacon waffles. So, my challenge is this – Bacon Waffle Cone! I am not interested in consuming bacon/scotch ice cream out of a run-of-the-mill, sub-standard, plebeian ice cream cone. It demands a vessel worthy of containing it’s greatness. A bacony, waffly grail! And not the meager clay grail that gave the knight immortality in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. No! A massive, golden (-brown), beacon of awesomeness, like the glimmering chalice that reduced the greedy Nazi dude to a pile of steaming dust (without the reduction to a pile of steaming dust side-effect)! The catch is, I don’t own a waffle iron nor am I in the market to invest in one worthy of such a task right now. Therefore, I do what any man in my position would do. I delegate! I put it on you, the loyal(?) readers of BaconScotch.com, to make my dream a reality and post the annals of your labor (and mail me a gross of the final product, should it be deemed as great as all expectations).
Go forth, my proud practitioners of porcine pleasure production, and waffle-ify!
Editor’s Note: We will gladly waive our rights to litigation if BetterThanAndrew is food-poisoned by the above concoction, so do not allow your better judgment stop you from trying to make this.