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judywrites (81)
Judy is a full-time freelance writer in the Minneapolis area. Growing up on the west coast gave Judy a great appreciation for local, natural, and healthy foods. Finding those opportunities locally have been a challenge. but eating local and healthy is not impossible in the midwest.
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BetterThanAndrew is a disbarred Czechoslovakian extreme lawn bowling line referee turned Seattle vigilante bacon reviewer for hire.
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How I want to be buried…

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 Review by BetterThanAndrew

Bacon Coffin

So those mad geniuses at Bacon Salt have done it again. They have come up with a fo’ realz bacon coffin that is on sale in their online store for the paltry sum of $2999.00.

“This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.”

And you better believe that I’m serious as a bacon-induced heart attack when I tell you that had my tax return been big enough, I would have bought one and converted it into a couch for my man cave. I guess it’ll have to wait for now.

Just Google “Bacon coffin” for links to detailed articles from many credible news sources.

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